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The National Park Service calls the 120 camping spots in the Delaware Water Gap "primitive" campsites - accessible only by boat - and they're not kidding.
The price is right: absolutely free. But unless you're swimming to an island, (not recommended), the cost of the boat must be considered: $8 million for the Trump Princess or $22 a day for a rented canoe.
However, you get what you don't pay for: There are no electric hookups, no snack bars, no showers or fresh water, no picnic tables or chairs, and only rudimentary toilet facilities - if any. The sites are first come, first served. Only a small sign and a metal fire grate anchored in the earth identify them.
This is bring-your-own-fantasy-land. And it requires a lot of imagination to transform it into paradise for one evening. (Campers are permitted to stay only one night.)
For most of the 2 1/2 million annual visitors to the park, about two hours up the Delaware River from Philadelphia, primitive camping might be a nightmare. But for more adventurous campers who enjoy the outdoors but find most commercial campgrounds too crowded, too confining, too noisy or simply too suburban, it can be an exciting alternative. For a half-dozen daring venturers (including one very resourceful French chef), it offered the perfect challenge: to enjoy the highest civilized pleasures in the most primal setting.
The necessary ingredients for a five-course gourmet feast, complete with Champagne, fine wines, candles and cognac, were loaded onto three canoes, along with the required camping gear and equipment; all were wrapped in plastic bags in the unlikely event of capsizing. Unless one encounters a reckless canoer, there's little risk of spilling; the Delaware flowing through the park is relatively calm.