Hip Shots

Posted: August 05, 1991

DEJA VU

Billy Meehan's at it again: Another election, another Egan-for-mayor race. - ra.

TIMELY ADVICE

To the manufacturers of L'EGGS pantyhose: Since you're going green and changing the plastic-egg packaging to something more environmentally hip, why not call your product LIMBS? - Mary Huhn.

DUMP ON TRUMP

If you always suspected that beneath his crude, callow, shallow exterior lay a crude, callow, shallow interior, read "Trumped!" It will give you the pleasure of knowing that you were right. - New York Times book reviewer Susan Lee

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

Research now shows that as men age, the size of the brain shrinks as much as 20 percent. The brain size of women, however, remains virtually unchanged. All that tells me is that for the next 40 years, I've got a built-in excuse, and they don't. - Michael Lacing.

ENVIRONMENTAL IDEA

Quick fix for acid rain: Seed the clouds with Alka-Seltzer. - Patricia Nocella.

CAREER CHANGE

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I was fired. I just couldn't concentrate. - Deborah Perry.

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