Miss Piggy, in an unconvincing stretch, plays Emily Cratchit, the supportive wife. Tiny Tim, a frog like his father, prompts tears with his plaintive "God bless us every one."
Much of the dialogue consists of words originally written by Dickens. This grownup touch saves the movie from sinking into lollipop sweetness. And Caine's presence as Scrooge saves the Muppet-meisters from training the spotlight on Kermit.
This production is the first full-length film and major production since Muppet creator Jim Henson died in 1990. His son, Brian, has stepped up to lead Jim Henson Productions with the same loving, whimsical touch. Still, a potential problem loomed:
Jim Henson was the voice of Kermit, and the famous frog was the star of the last Muppet movie, 1984's "Muppets Take Manhattan." For this film, Kermit's voice is supplied by 34-year-old Steve Whitmire, who has been with the Muppets for about 15 years.
Kermit sounds very much like his old croak-y self. Still, it helps that he is a supporting player and not under close scrutiny.
The mix of the Muppets and human actors on the streets of 19th-century London is delightful. Caine is transformed from a scowling miser to a generous gentleman after visits from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Yet to Come.
And as for Tiny Tim - well, you already know the story.
THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL * * *
Produced by Brian Henson and Martin G. Baker, directed by Brian Henson, songs by Paul Williams, written by Jerry Juhl, distributed by Buena Vista Pictures. Running Time: 86 minutes
Scrooge - Michael Caine
Bob Cratchit - Kermit the Frog
Emily Cratchit - Miss Piggy
Charles Dickens - The Great Gonzo
Fozziwig - Fozzie Bear
Rizzo the Rat - Himself
Parents Guide: G
Showing at: Area theaters