And part four will focus on the stuff he can't fit in to part three.
No Method to Fox madness
You can take the rapper out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the rapper.
You can, however, take the ghetto out of his sitcom.
Speaking about his new Fox comedy "Method & Red," Method Man says he's unhappy that Fox is squeezing the "ghetto" out of his new sitcom.
"This is frustrating for me, and it's not turning out for me as expected," said the rapper-actor, who's co-star and executive producer of the show in which he and Redman play two hip-hop stars who move into a mostly white gated community in the suburbs.
"I'm trying to keep this show ghetto, and there's a way for it to be both ghetto and intelligent," he said. "But it's not going that way."
"Method & Red" drew more than 8 million viewers in its debut Wednesday, but that didn't minimize Method Man's dissatisfaction. He told the Los Angeles Times the series has veered from his original vision because some executives or writers tried too hard to appeal to "middle America" with "lame jokes."
Lame jokes in a sitcom? Ha!
Paparazzi dog Britney
According to "Extra," a paparazzi was injured when hit by the Toyota Scion of Lynne Spears this weekend. Daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn were in the car at the time.
Here's the way it - and photographer Colin Reavley - allegedly went down:
Britney, mom and sis were leaving a Santa Monica pet store after buying two puppies - a white Yorkie-Poo for Britney and a brown Pomeranian for Jamie Lynn - when paparazzi surrounded their car. When Lynne tried to get out of her parking space, Reavley ended up on the ground, claiming he'd been hit.
Police and paramedics were called to the scene. Reavley was taken to the hospital and released. Nothing was broken.
Let's add this incident to the lengthy list of things that Tattle doesn't understand. Paparazzi hiding out to get a shot of Britney sunbathing nude or locking lips (or better) with her boyfriend du jour we get - those are premium pictures worth big money.