I'D JUST LIKE to pay a great deal of gratitude to our wonderful politicians.
1. Thanks for working five days a week, 52 weeks a year at the minimum wage.
2. Thanks for term limits because keeping your job honest is priority No. 1.
3. Thanks for turning down perks from lobbyists, keeping the integrity of your votes.
4. Thanks for spending thousands of dollars on meaningless campaign ads instead of donating the money to worthy causes.
5. Thanks for party politics. You know, using your own mind instead of following a cult.