"You," Rossmiller's best friend, Chris, always tells her, "are the weirdest person I know."
Oh, Rossmiller thinks now, you don't even know.
On top of the computer monitor is a leprechaun that announces Rossmiller's Irish heritage and, she likes to think, her stubborn spirit.
Around the desk are the bric-a-brac of a patriot: World War I and II posters. A Betsy Ross collectible plate. Inspirational quotes. And toilet paper with Osama bin Laden's face on it.
"Wipe here," it says.
Rossmiller takes a run through the Osama bin Laden Crew chat room to see what the jihadists are up to. A posting jumps out at her like a mountain lion. Every e-mail here is in Arabic. This one's in English.
Apparently some Pennsylvanian is sitting in Thailand, of all places, chatting about a "real opportunity falling from the sky."
"If any real member of the OBL crew is reading these," Michael Curtis Reynolds writes, "do something besides ignoring them. E-mail me."
Tomorrow: A call to kill the infidels
Contact staff writer Alfred Lubrano at 215-854-4969 or alubrano@phillynews.com.