"And they're going to get fired tomorrow!" chimed in Carol Cartwright of Bowling Green, Ohio, waiting with her daughter, Angela Chesloch, who turned 16 last month - weeks before the show's birthday cutoff date.
"No, we won't. Our boss loves us," said Anna Palumbo, 25, Jennings' coworker in NYU's finance department.
But by midafternoon, Jennings, reached by cellphone, sounded weary, counting off how many sections had auditioned (10) and how many were left before theirs (7).
"They made us throw out the food we brought with us," he said. So they had to hit the pricey concession stands.
"We're just like sitting here relaxing playing video games, chilling."
Only about 1 in 50 to 75 tryouts yielded the yellow paper that signaled come-back success, he said. Some, of course, were of the can-you-believe-this-guy? sort.
"There are some freaks that have gotten through," he said.
After the doors opened to auditioners at 6:30 a.m., the Wachovia Center concourse took on a festive atmosphere. Knots of contestant broke out in rehearsal to keep their voices limber. Wannabes wore blue wristbands, their guests white. Garnier, the hair-product company, set up a karaoke stage and had stylists doing hair. Shortly after 8, a producer standing on the arena floor led the contestants in a chorus of "I Love Rock N Roll" to warm them up for the cameras.
As cameras rolled, sections of contestants, filling the stands, chanted things like "Welcome to Philadelphia, City of Brotherly Love."
One blonde, not shy about being on camera, held aloft a gigantic headshot of herself, looking "very busty," according to one auditioner reached by cellphone.
"There are no losers on American Idol," said producer Patrick Lynn, giving the rules. "They're non-winners."
Even host Ryan Seacrest showed up.