'Hitman' can't decide between hard-core action, escapism

November 21, 2007|By GARY THOMPSON, thompsg@phillynews.com 215-854-5992

"Hitman" looks like Hollywood's comic-book-ish replacement for the recently wrapped-up Bourne franchise.

It stars Timothy Olyphant as the unstoppable programmed-to-kill assassin who finds out he's expendable, then goes on a rampage of revenge.

The music is the same, and so is the European travelogue - "Hitman" bounces from Russia to Istanbul to London as its title character looks for answers while he's stalked by assassins from his own organization. The movie even gives its hero (he has no name) a trampy girlfriend, the more to ape the original Bourne.

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The big difference is "Hitman's" taste for larger-than-life action set pieces. It has some of Bourne's realistic close-quarter physical combat, but also (it's based on a video game) the big, slow-motion slaughter-fest - the Hitman holds two automatic weapons and shoots cross-armed, looking grimly ahead as he sends broken glass and bodies flying, killing everyone in an arms dealer's lair except the hookers.

The movie has a split personality, aiming for hard-core action on one hand and escapist fantasy on the other. So you have the Hitman executing a Russian politician, then eluding a million KGB and Interpol agents in broad daylight at a busy train station, all while displaying his trademark bald head with tell-tale price-code tattoo on the back.

What is the Hitman's organization? It's not the Hair Club for Men. Everyone in it is bald, and when a half-dozen colleagues converge on him in St. Petersburg, it's like some Kojak tribute show gone bonkers.

Given the movie's general lack of restraint, you wonder why it's so determined to keep its main character celibate. He drags the gorgeous, eager mistress of a Russian politician from city to city, looking vaguely irritated every time she removes her top and straddles him. At one point, he even jabs her with a hypo to knock her out. Has he got something better to do?

If so, I didn't see it in the course of "Hitman."

Produced by Adrian Askerieh, Luc Besson, Chuck Gordon, Pierre-Ange Le Pogam, directed by Xavier Gens, written by Skip Woods, distributed by Twentieth Century-Fox.

 

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