U.S. Male poised to return
Shortly after competing in Wing Bowl 16, Dave "U.S. Male" Goldstein is off to Arizona for the Super Bowl. Goldstein turns 40 on Feb. 3, the day of the big game, but he's just as excited to return to Wing Bowl. He placed fifth last year and came in second among local eaters. Goldstein is sponsored by P.J. Whelihan's, the pub chain providing wings this year instead of Rib Ranch (Castor & Aramingo) which supplied them throughout most of Wing Bowl history. He's a postal carrier in Haddonfield, N.J. "I'm not shooting for No. 1," Goldstein says, noting this is "the best field in Wing Bowl history," with El Wingador and Joey Chestnut competing in the same contest. Last year, U.S. Male emerged from a seven-foot mailbox, but this year the Army and National Guard veteran is going for a military theme.
To train, the 6-1, 250-pound Goldstein has been eating several pounds of vegetables for dinner and drinking a gallon of water every morning. He's adopted a tip from El Wingador and is eating Tootsie Rolls for jaw strengthening. He works out five days a week. He's joined the IFOCE and has fared well in burrito and waffle bouts.
Goldstein loves the carnival of the Wing Bowl and apparently so does his father.
"My dad's a pervert. He went last year and sat right up front," Goldstein says.
The elder Goldstein is more interested in the scantily-clad hotties than in his son's eating. Goldstein is taking pledges for Rangerforacure.info, a charity set up by Army ranger Chris Young, who battled thyroid cancer and now raises money to fight childhood cancer. Interested parties may contact Goldstein at USMaleWing
Bowl@aol.com. The Postal Service, by the way, has no beef with Goldstein competing so long as he doesn't wear anything with the postal logo.
He's representing the National Association of Letter Carriers, the postal union.
Other contests lack lust, luster
"If there are strippers at other events, they aren't as organically integrated into the contest as they are at Wing Bowl," says Jason Fagone.
The writer traveled across the United States and as far as Japan researching his book, "Horsemen of the Esophagus: Competitive Eating and the Big Fat American Dream."
Fagone's reporting led to his conviction that there's no huge spectator interest to most competitive eating events, although he points out the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog contest at Coney Island, N.Y., is an exception.
"Wing Bowl has to be experienced in person if only for the full five-sense spectrum of ridiculous sights and smells," he says, adding that it's "something that feels authentically Philadelphia," though he points out that not everybody is thankful for that.
"WIP couldn't have set out to build something like this at a conference table, it had to build organically. Now it's a bona fide cultural event." Fagone was talking about Wing Bowl with his dental hygienist, who confided that a family member had written his son an absence note to get out of school and then took the boy to Wing Bowl as a father/son bonding experience.
Water bottled by local charity
The Arc of Philadelphia and the Philadelphia Developmental Disabilities Corp. will benefit from the Wing Bowl. How? The agency makes custom-labeled bottled water and has been commissioned by 610 WIP for 150 cases, totaling 3,600 bottles of water, meant for the contestants at Wing Bowl.
The company normally does weddings, birthdays, parties, and political campaigns. The bottles are sponsored by realestateriches.com. WIP and Real Estate Riches are happy to support the non-profit agency. *