Gun-filled mayhem misses the mark

June 27, 2008|By Steven Rea, Inquirer Movie Critic

As hyperactive action pics go, Wanted goes at zooming speed, whooshing this way and that, tracking bullet trajectories with you-are-there POV shots, defying space, time and gravity as a tattooed Angelina Jolie and her mean-faced minions wreak havoc from the Chicago El to the railways of Eastern Europe.

Train travel, in fact, is a big part of the movie, although Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted's office-drone-turned-hero - prefer to ride the trains from on top. The view's better up there, even if you have to duck for tunnels.

The English-language debut of Russian director Timur Bekmambetov, whose Night Watch and Day Watch were likewise ricocheting and relentless, Wanted is an assaultive roller coaster of a movie that would be more fun if the violence weren't so nasty, and if the script made any sense.

Adapted from Mark Millar and J.G. Jones' comic book series, Wanted offers the classic fantasy of a loser dude - crummy job, cheating gal, low self-esteem - reborn as an action hero, guns a-blazin' and getting to lip-lock with the luscious-lipped Jolie.

She's Fox, a vixen with "Tears" and "Toil" etched on her alarmingly thin biceps, and she's part of a fraternity of assassins that have been killing people for 1,000 years. Fox and her cohorts - headed by a nattily attired, cliche-spouting Morgan Freeman - are descendants of a "clan of weavers," and while murder is their morally dubious pursuit, they've rationalized it. Their motto: Kill one, save a thousand. They're particular about whom they off, and see themselves as active participants in the "Loom of Fate."

Whatever.

McAvoy's Wesley Gibson gets pulled into this high-class assassination biz because, it turns out, his father was a member of the Order, and Wes has inherited his dad's supersensory skills. Wes thought he was suffering from panic attacks, but actually, when his pulse starts pounding at 400 beats per minute, he can do things, and see things, with astounding precision, clarity and power. So, Wes tells his boss to go stuff her face with doughnuts, kisses Fox in front of his cheating girlfriend, and goes off to avenge his father's death and kill a bunch of folks.

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