When planning a Phillies party, you have some pressure to live up to Citizens Bank Park, which was voted as Best Ballpark Food in a survey of Food Network viewers and voted No. 1 by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals as America's most vegetarian-friendly ballpark.
Here are some suggestions for feeding your World Series party guests. You'll notice that there is an obvious omission: the ballpark hot dog. If I'm going to serve hot dogs, then I'm just going to have a hot dog and beer party. It could be fun and easy in that comfortable-as-a-worn-out-glove kind of way, but it wouldn't be very memorable. The following ideas would rev it up a little, by pairing certain foods and drinks with specific Phillies players. Here are some of my match-ups.
Tastykakes: Joe Blanton. Hey, he's a man after my own heart (he shops at the Big Man shops, too).
Soft pretzels with a variety of mustards: Jimmy Rollins, aka J-Roll. Because if anyone has some good spicy mustard in him, it's got to be J-Roll.
Build-Your-Own-Cheesesteak Sandwiches: Ryan Howard. If for no other reason than he's 6 feet 4 inches, 260 pounds, and if I ran into him on the street, I would refer to him as Mr. Howard.
Yuengling Marinated Chicken Wings: Jamie Moyer. Because even though he's been around for awhile (like Yuengling), he's still one of the best.
Chips and Dips: Pat Burrell. They will absolutely go with any meal, however let's face it, they've been a meal.
Shoo Fly Tart or Pie: Brad Lidge. He can nail a fly in the kitchen from the den 49 out of 49 times with his fastball.
Create-Your-Own-Hoagie: Italian-Chase Utley. If anyone was the opposite of a ham, this is the guy. Add some hot and sweet peppers - Jason Werth. When his bat gets hot, his swing is really sweet. Put mayonnaise on it - Shane Victorino. Don't go thinking it's sacrilegious, because when it works, it really works.
Basset's Ice Cream: Cole (Cold) Hamels. It gets cold, very cold, for the other team's lineup when he is serving up.