JR: Wow, amazing. Be safe, Kathy. How do they feel?
KP: Let's ask one. I have with me here Bill Overdue of Hatboro. So, Bill, how do you think Andy McNabb is doing today?
BO: We're goin' all the way, baby! WHOOOOO!
KP: Ooh, I think the Eagles just got a goal. How do you feel about that?
BO: We're goin' all the way, baby! WHOOOOO!
KP: Well, as you can see, Jim, a very knowledgeable crowd here at Busty McStupid's. Back to you. And let's go, Eagles!
WACK-AM (Midweek morning talk-radio chat:)
HUGHES TOBY ARIGHTER: We're back. All week we'll be previewing the big game between our Eagles and those stinking Giants. Leah, why don't you say something crude and salacious to pump up our audience's testosterone levels, not to mention our ratings?
LEAH: Johnson!
HTA: Ha-ha-ha. Whoa, girl! Anyway, we're looking for reactions to our question of the day: Who do you hate more? Donovan McNabb or Saddam Hussein? Let's go to Richie from Fishtown.
RFF: Yo, how Hughes doin'?
HTA: Ha-ha-ha. Funny stuff, Richie.
RFF: Gettin' back to the question, the Eagles suck and I hate Hussein and McNabb. But at least Hussein never smiled when the Coalition was kickin' Republican Guard butt.
HTA: That's a very solid point.
LEAH: That's what she said!
HTA: Ha-ha-ha. Whew! Next up is Dimmie from Haddonfield. Go ahead, Dimmie.
DFH: Yo, who was Hussein?
HTA: You know, the evil dictator.
LEAH: Oooh, he said dictator!
WDUH-TV (A remote shot outside the Eagles' locker room with reporter Noel Ittle:)
NL: I'm here with coach Andy Reid. Coach, your thoughts?
AR: On what?
NL: Um - Coach, how do you feel?
AR: About what?
NL: Thanks, Coach, for your candor. Back to you guys in the studio.
