(a) The Eagles are trying to catch lightning in a bottle and it's exciting to watch. (b) The Eagles are trying to catch lightning in a bottle while riding a unicycle blindfolded carrying a sequined parasol, but yeah, it's exciting to watch.
(a) Donovan McNabb was just having some fun when he picked up that telephone on the Giants' sideline. It was funny. (b) We don't need "Saturday Night Live" on Sunday afternoon. The gag cost the team 15 yards.
(a) McNabb had a brilliant game once, playing with a broken leg. (b) McNabb is the guy who puked in the final minutes of the Super Bowl.
(a) It's funny and a little sad to hear Deion Sanders speaking for McNabb and his mom. (b) Sanders is dumber than a doorknob.
(a) I love it when Andy Reid calls McNabb the best quarterback in the league. (b) Is that the same Andy Reid who benched McNabb at halftime of the Baltimore game?
(a) It's good to hear McNabb credit the superb coaching for those victories over the Vikings and Giants. (b) If the Eagles win it all, will we find out the name of the sports psychologist who lifted that 2-by-4 off McNabb's shoulder and convinced Donovan and Andy to play nice?
(a) Back in the day, Leonard Tose took the janitor on that charter plane to the Super Bowl. Those were the days. (b) In the 2 weeks before the Super Bowl, the out-of-town writers will be stalking the janitor because McNabb said he's the guy who told him he was starting on Thanksgiving night against the Cardinals.
(a) Jeff Lurie looks good with a beard, bonding with the guys. (b) I wish Jeff Lurie were more like the Phillies owners. Invisible.
