Dan Gross: Jersey's 'Super Squibb' bowls 'em over

This year's champ downs 203 wings

January 31, 2009
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  • Contestant Dave "Acidic Jew" Spector of Bellmawr, N.J., makes his way into the Wachovia Center.
  • Contestant Dave "Acidic Jew" Spector of Bellmawr, N.J., makes his way into the Wachovia Center.
  • A spectator prepares to flash the crowd.
  • Contestants included (from left) winner Jonathan Squibb, Douglas "Obi Wing" Petock, James "Gluteus Waximus" Waxman and Daniel "The Big Bambino" Carpino.

JONATHAN SQUIBB a skinny kid from Camden County, is your new Wing Bowl champion.

"Super Squibb," 23, scarfed down 203 wings, 23 more than Richard "Not Rich" Razzi, who placed second, and 50 more than

the third-place eaters Henry "Hank the Tank" Goldey and Don "Da Disposal" James, chomping his way to glory and winning a new Mini Cooper and a $7,500 diamond ring yesterday morning at the 17th annual wingding, at the Wachovia Center.

Going into the contest - 610 WIP's annual celebration of gluttony, beer and strippers - Squibb, a Winslow Township resident and Rutgers grad, was handicapped at 9-1 odds by WIP's Al Morganti, who is credited with creating Wing Bowl.

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"Nobody believed in me but my family, but I knew I could do it," said Squibb, a Wing Bowl newcomer who's "in career transition right now."

What was his secret?

"It's more up here than down here," he told us, pointing first to his brain, then his stomach.

Squibb said he would defend his crown next year at Wing Bowl 18.

"Second place ain't no better than fifth place," said "Not Rich" Razzi after the competition. Razzi, 51, an architect from Schwenksville, was considered a front-runner after knocking out 70 wings in a qualifying event for the contest.

"Damaging Doug" Canavin, who was favored by Morganti to take the crown, was eliminated after the first of three rounds. He argued that WIP's Rhea Hughes announced that he had cleared four plates of 20 wings but that he had only gotten credit for 70 something. "They f- - - me all the time," Canavin said of WIP, "but I'm not gonna complain."

Canavin, of Fishtown, who has made a reputation with the Wing Bowl crew as a whiner, said that even if he had stayed in the contest he would have been no match for Super Squibb's 203 wings.

"Gentleman Jerry" Coughlan, of Clifton Heights,

favored by some to take the crown, didn't get past the first round.

"Arson" Arnie Adkins had a tooth pulled so he could still compete in the Wing Bowl. "I broke a tooth chewing Tootsie Rolls to practice," Adkins said.

His dentist advised he skip the event but said he had to yank the tooth if Adkins insisted on competing. Adkins, an electrician from Sewell, N.J., took a Percocet before the event, and polished off 75 wings.

The wingding featured 27 contestants, several of whom were disqualified from competition after vomiting. Wing Bowl Commissioner Pat Croce strictly enforced the event's "you heave, you leave" policy.

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