JUST SAY NO, RUBEN. Be firm and resolute. Look to the near future even when the present appears to call for swift and decisive action.
Just build a moat around Michael Taylor. Put him off-limits. Declare him a future Philly landmark. Buy him a size XXX-long T-shirt that reads "Untouchable" in front and "Off Limits" in back.
Don't ruin my Twin Towers dream.
Don't break up potential belting bookends Michael Taylor and Ryan Howard before they have gone back-to-back for the first of what should be many times.
The surprise placing of Raul Ibanez on the 15-day disabled list with a groin injury in the wake of a suspicious "new-shoe" Achilles' heel problem - nice try, Charlie - should be a wake-up call. It should remind general manager Ruben Amaro that bleep can come flying out of the blue to happen at the worst possible time. This late-breaking bulletin: 37-year-old ballplayers do tweak body parts vital to performance - even those who sleep in hyperbaric oxygen chambers and are fitter than Jack LaLanne.