Joe Sixpack: Who makes that beer, you ask? Everyone

August 14, 2009
  • From left: Vice President Joe Biden; Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr.; Cambridge, Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley; and President Obama hash out some issues over beer last month.

DOES IT really matter who makes your beer?

The issue weirdly erupted during last month's great White House Beer Summit. Out of nowhere, even as the nation grappled over pressing issues like health-care reform, news pundits were blathering about the shocking revelation that Bud Light is foreign-owned. "Fox & Friends" host Gretchen Carlson (who looks like a Corona girl to me) flatly declared, for example, "They should be drinking American beer, in my mind."

Naturally, U.S. brewers chimed in and urged the president to serve their red-white-and-blue suds during his sit-down July 30 with Henry Louis Gates Jr. and the Cambridge, Mass., cop who had arrested the Harvard professor in his home.

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Genesee of Rochester, N.Y., whined, "We just hope the next time the president has a beer, he chooses an American beer, made by American workers and an American-owned brewery like Genesee."

Ho-hum . . . Didn't most of us reject these "Buy American" platitudes 20 years ago when Japan began to squeeze Detroit?

Back then, owning a Honda was considered an act of treason - even if it had been assembled by American workers in Marysville, Ohio. We should have learned that, in a global economy, the genealogy of consumer products is far too complex to sort out with jingoistic talking points.

The provenance of your favorite beer is every bit as thorny.

Bud Light is produced in 12 towns across the country. American workers brew it, package it and deliver it to your local store. Sounds American to me.

However, its parent company, Anheuser-Busch InBev, is headquartered in Leuven, Belgium, and its finances are largely controlled by Brazilian bankers.

Does that make Bud (not to mention Michelob, Rolling Rock, Natty Light and the rest of the conglomerate's portfolio) foreign? If yes, what about those handmade craft beers from the Kona, Fordham, Widmer, Red Hook, Goose Island and Old Dominion breweries? Anheuser-Busch has a piece of them all.

So, what's a real, 100 percent American brewery?

Not No. 2 Miller (maker of Miller Lite, Milwaukee's Best and Olde English 800, among others). It's a subsidiary of SABMiller, founded in South Africa and headquartered in London.

Nor No. 3 Coors (maker of Coors Light, Blue Moon, Keystone and more). It's a subsidiary of Molson Coors, headquartered in Canada and Denver.

After them, the line between American and non-American is no clearer.

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