Nix the pregame yuk-fests

September 28, 2009|By Frank Fitzpatrick, Inquirer Staff Writer

Pregame

The Eagles Fitz

Watching the Fox pregame show, and wondering how long this yuk-fest format will endure. If I wanted to see a handful of old guys in garish vestments gesturing wildly and saying little of importance on Sundays, I'd go to church.

Oops

Could have saved myself an hour of pain. CBS apparently doesn't think much of this matchup. Kevin Harlan and Solomon Wilcots? Now it's three hours of pain. What, Jamie Farr and Gary Bender weren't available? Eagles look better right off the bat. Sheldon Brown isn't wearing a mask.

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A bad feeling

I'm a lifelong Philadelphia sports fan and I hate games like this - the ones you're supposed to win at home. It's custom-built for a disappointment. I recall hundreds of heartbreaks in situations like this - Game 4 of the '77 NLCS, Games 1 and 2 of the '78 NLCS, the Redskins' skunking of Buddy Ryan's last Eagles team in an NFC playoff at the Vet, the 76ers losing to the Celtics on 67 different occasions.

 

First Quarter

Haley is back

As the Cardinals' offensive coordinator, Todd Haley made Jim Johnson's defense look confused and toothless last January in Arizona. Now that he's the head coach in K.C., let's see what he does vs. Sean McDermott. Will we see the aggressive and opportunistic defense of Week 1 or the overmatched and out-of-sync unit that collapsed against New Orleans? Based on the early pressure the front four is getting, they look more like the former. Eagles employing Wildcat often in second series. Haven't seen this must single-wing in a pro game since Pete Gray played outfield for the St. Louis Browns.

Anonymous broadcasters

All those people who don't like Joe Buck and Troy Aikman ought to be made to watch Harlan and Wilcots. . . . Wow, guess I had little reason to worry. The Chiefs appear to have neither an offensive nor defensive line. . . . Matt Cassel might need a moat before this game is through.

 

Second quarter

Midgame miscellany

Is it possible for the Eagles to run a special-teams play without a penalty? . . . Fourth-and-1, and Reid decides to pass. It's incomplete, of course. How many Kolb passes have been deflected in his brief tenure? . . . Chiefs respond with a touchdown, of course. . . . Like the Sony commercial with Justin Timberlake, Peyton Manning, and Amy Sedaris. . . . Promo says Linda Hunt and LL Cool J are costarring in CBS's NCIS: L.A. Producers' first choice was Lunt and Fontanne. . . . Harlan says stadium is in "downtown Philly." If only . . .

 

Halftime

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