You Talkin' to Me? Not so wild about the Wildcat

Posted: October 25, 2009

From: Fox, Ashley

To: Brookover, Bob; McLane, Jeff

Re: The Wildkitty

The last couple of weeks, we've seen the Eagles slowly drift away from using Michael Vick and the Wildcat formation. What's your take on Andy Reid's affinity for the formation?

From: McLane, Jeff

To: Brookover, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Re: The Wildkitty

I found it interesting that after the Oakland game when the Eagles rarely used Vick and never employed the Wildcat, some reporters thought that Reid and Mornhinweg had neglected the formation too much. Three weeks ago, everyone was saying they used the Wildcat too much and now they weren't using it enough.

I think we'll see more of both Vick and the Wildcat tomorrow. One, because they have to justify bringing Vick in. Two, how else are they going to get positive yards on the ground? And three, Reid loves his kitty cat. Rrrraaaahhhrrrr!

From: Brookover, Bob

To: Fox, Ashley, McLane, Jeff

Re: The Wildkitty

This Talkin' is completely out of sync. We have to get the base Talkin' going before we can talk about the Wildcat. I'm going to play the role of Michael Vick and sit the rest of this Talkin' out. I expect the same compensation as Vick, too.

From: McLane, Jeff

To: Brookover, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Re: The Wildkitty

(Makes throat slashing sign) Ashley, that's enough of Brookie. His gimmicky e-mails are disrupting the rhythm of Talkin.'

(Pause)

Forget I ever made that motion or said that. Actually, that never happened. Remember I was the one who first suggested we bring Brookie to Talkin'.

By the way, I love me some Campbell's Chunky Soup.

From: Fox, Ashley

To: McLane, Jeff; Brookover, Bob

Re: The Wildkitty

If Brookie is Vick, and you are McNabb, who does that make me? Wait, don't answer that. Time's yours.

From: Brookover, Bob

To: Fox, Ashley; McLane, Jeff

Re: The Wildkitty

Andy's yours.

From: McLane, Jeff

To: Brookover, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Re: The Wildkitty

A thinner, more feminine Andy (wink-wink).

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