Bill Conlin: It's time for DH in the NL

November 11, 2009
  • DH Hideki Matsui drives in two more runs during Game 6 of the World Series.

AS AN AFFRONT to the natural order of the universe and the laws of man, the Designated Hitter Rule is up there with the national health-care bill, a legislative dose of castor oil about to be stuffed down our throats, hate it or despise it.

I'm sure if the DH had been in existence when Sen. Joseph R. McCarthy was playing God, he would have attacked it as un-American even before he went after all the Com-Symp-Pinkos in Hollywood.

The DH is an evil invasion of the purity of a game invented by ancestors who rode to games in horse-drawn conveyances. It was played in daylight, but rarely on Sunday, by hard-drinking, gambling and unsavory members of America's vast post-Civil War underclass. Irish immigrants excelled in it. It beat the bejabbers out of digging ditches, carrying hods and off-loading cargo.

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Former slaves playing it? Not on Cap Anson's watch. Or during the long reign of the first commissioner, a federal judge named Kenesaw Mountain Landis, an unabashed racist renowned for the number of his court decisions that were overturned. He's the jurist who had black heavyweight champion Jack Johnson banned from boxing for transporting a white woman across state lines for the purpose of prostitution.

Through all those decades when America was still recovering from history's bloodiest civil rebellion, the pitcher was required to take his turn at bat. Much of the game's strategy evolved from that unfortunate requirement. The pastime's founders - whoever they really were - didn't decide, "Hey, these guys can't hit a lick; how about if we permit a real batsman to hit for the pitcher? There will still be nine men in the field. We'll just get some big, dumb coal miner or farmer to take the pitcher's turns at bat. It'll be a good thing because it will give a man who can't run or catch a chance to play and fans will get to see more scoring."

Proponents of such an outlandish and radical concept were always shouted down when the rules committees and owners got together. Hell, they'd outlaw doctoring the baseball, a craftsman's art, before they'd make the pitcher stop making a fool of himself.

Well, the American League voted in the DH in 1973 and I don't want to hear a whimper about how the biggest difference between the Yankees and Phillies in the World Series was the presence of DH Hideki Matsui. The Japanese slugger was the Series MVP despite starting just three of the six games - and driving in seven runs in Games 2 and 6, both played at Yankee Stadium.

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