GENE MAUCH used to say, "Close only counts in dancing and grenades, podnah."
Marlins hitting machine Chris Coghlan edged J.A. Happ, Charlie Manuel's Musical Chairs lefthander, by less daylight than you can see in one of those steamy "Dancing With The Stars" tangos. He won 2009 National League Rookie of the Year Award by a point total of 105-94.
Coghlan was somehow omitted on seven of the 32 ballots cast by two voters in each National League city. But he scored the 11-point decision thanks to 17 first-place votes worth five points each. Happ was named on every ballot, but received 10 first-place votes. I wonder how many writers who left Coghlin off their ballots completely were NL West scribes working for reeling newspapers that stopped covering road games. By the end of the regular season, the Los Angeles Times was the only SoCal paper with traveling beat writers. By September, when the sweet-swinging lefthanded hitter was demolishing Phillies pitching, the loneliest place in baseball had to be the Land Shark Stadium press box.
