Tiger's money, that's what she wants

December 21, 2009|By HOWARD GENSLER Daily News wire services contributed to this report

REPORTS ARE all over the map when it comes to Elin Nordegren's plans for her marriage to Tiger Woods, but Britain's News of the World insists she wants out, she wants sole custody of their children and she wants half his money.

How much money that is can be debated by the World Bank, but it's a lot.

It's at least a few hundred million - definitely enough for the Swedish beauty to win our newspaper auction and still have plenty of cash left over to refurnish the newsroom with Ikea and replace our PT Cruisers with Volvos.

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News of the World says the last straw for Elin wasn't news that Tiger teed off on 18 (see list of women below) but that he refused to go to rehab to kick his Ambien and Vicodin habit.

"Tiger was supposed to be working on getting better and he hasn't done anything," said an anonymous Elin friend. "Instead he just went to stay with a friend in Maryland and says he's 'trying to get better on his own.' "

Hey, it worked with his golf swing.

"Elin is livid he hasn't checked into rehab and gotten himself off his drugs. He's acting like a big baby.

"Now she wants 100 percent divorce, 100 percent custody of the children and half of everything. And she WON'T be changing her mind.

"Elin's confidence has soared after contacting renowned Californian divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope, who represented Britney Spears in her court battles with Kevin Federline.

(We hate to question NotW, but read that last paragraph again. Would anybody speak like that?)

"She's prepared to give [Tiger] visitation - but she wants the visits to be monitored," said the source.

The "friend" went on to say that Elin doesn't even care if Tiger is still having sex with the entire membership of the National Cocktail Waitress Association.

"She couldn't care less if he wants to ruin his life some more," said the source.

Meanwhile Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, says that Tiger is going to bankroll a business for her once he's back on track.

"I am his soul mate and we have a special connection," she said.

Gee, Rachel, then Tiger was cheating on you.

* Every golf scorecard has an 18-hole layout and thankfully News of the World has been tracking Tiger's movement around the course.

The now infamous front nine included:

1. Party planner Rachel Uchitel.

2. "Tool Academy" reality contestant Jaimee Grubbs.

3. Ex-model Cori Rist.

4. Las Vegas hostess Kalika Moquin.

5. Las Vegas party favor Jamie Jungers.

6. Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton.

7. Porn star Holly Sampson.

8. Porn star Joslyn James.

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