Well, isn't that clever: a Philly.com reader is calling Ed Snider, Ed Stefanski and Eddie Jordan the "Three Ed-ed Monster." And you thought the online comments section was overrun by brain-dead glue-sniffers. . . . Garry Maddox held his annual celebrity charity bowling tournament last week. Here's the intriguing blurb that was listed in the event program for 31-year-old Comcast SportsNet personality Marshall Harris: "A former NFL player for the New England Patriots (1983) and the Cleveland Browns (1980-82), Harris is currently a sports anchor/reporter for Comcast SportsNet in Philadelphia." Who knew Harris was in the NFL at all - or that he apparently played pro ball as a 2-year-old? Impressive . . . The Michael Vick Project debuts at 10 tonight on BET. Set your DVRs. Or, better yet, don't. . . . There's an interesting "Ode to Donovan" video on YouTube. (Thanks to our friends at CSN Philly and The700Level.com for bringing it to our attention.) One local fan took the time to list all the ways he adores McNabb. My favorite: "I love the fact that you didn't know a game can end in a tie - great times." Plenty more where that came from: http://tinyurl.com/donovanode . . . Your weekly Page 2 programming reminder: Join your (not so) humble servant on Philly.com tomorrow at 1 p.m. for this week's installment of "Ask Gonzo," a free-form chat about all sorts of sports and pop culture madness. This week's tentative topics: Rex Ryan flipping the finger to some unruly Dolphins fans (way to make Daddy proud, Bubba), Tim Tebow's antiabortion Super Bowl commercial, DeSean Jackson admitting he's "shooting for the top" when it comes to getting a new contract, and why Lady Gaga is the most frightening person on the planet. (Amy Winehouse and Marilyn Manson could procreate - at least in theory - and the offspring wouldn't be half as creepy.) Where's the Sports Wit' night light when you need it?