Confined public space, cramped aircraft seat, mile high? No problem.
Murali Krishna Nookella, a local Internet technology employee on his way to Denver for a conference, masturbated in front of the woman sitting next to him during a Southwest Airlines flight originating in Philadelphia, according to a federal affidavit.
"You caught me," he told the shocked woman.
"Yeah, I did," she replied.
When Nookella got off Flight 228 on Monday, he was arrested and subsequently charged with obscene and indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, "by exhibiting his penis to a female passenger," according to the federal criminal complaint filed in Denver.