But again, that's in a perfect world.
In the real world there isn't such a thing as perfection - because there is Favre, the man who just can't let go, the 40-year-old quarterback who threw 33 touchdowns last season and is dying for everyone to remember that stat and ignore the bone-headed interception he threw at the end of regulation in the NFC championship game, arguably costing his team a Super Bowl title.
The more the Vikings and coach Brad Childress are forced to sit and wait for him to announce whether he'll play or not next season, the more Favre gets to be the center of attention while the franchise remains in limbo.
Favre wouldn't be able to walk the streets if he tried this nonsense in Philadelphia. It's a situation that would never be tolerated. It's also one the classy McNabb would never attempt to put any franchise through - which further illustrates why the Eagles' star quarterback does not deserve the treatment he's receiving right now.
"I've said all along that I would like to win a Super Bowl and finish my career in Philadelphia," McNabb stated last week. The irony is that McNabb comes across as very believable, when it makes no sense for him to feel this way at all.
Think about it: You're a quarterback who's been around for 11 seasons, who's gone to five conference championship games and one Super Bowl. You've done so without a bevy of offensive weapons, especially a running game, for most of those years. In the process, you've passed for 32,783 yards. You're a six-time Pro Bowler, just 33 years old - and the Eagles are talking about letting you go.
So Kevin Kolb can start.
I'd laugh a lot longer if I could remove the stench from my nostrils.