Gonzo: Philly fans won't take the bait

When you lure people into doing something in order to prosecute them, it's called entrapment. Unless you work for NBC 5 in Chicago - then it's called good TV.

Paula Faris is a sports reporter for WMAQ, the Peacock affiliate in Chi-town.

In advance of the Flyers' heartstopping 5-3 win in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Friday night, Faris decided to find out whether Philadelphia's fans - on NBCChicago.com, she said they're "known to be ruthless" - are "rude" or just "passionate."

Rather than put together a straight or objective piece, Faris went the unfair and unbalanced route and tried to get a rise out of Philadelphians. The other day, with a camera trailing her, Faris walked around the city wearing a red Blackhawks jersey to see how the locals would react. (Even worse, it was a personalized sweater with her name peeling off the back.) Faris periodically stopped random natives to discuss the finer points of Hawks hockey and Chicago - then waited for someone to flip out.

"What do you really think about the Blackhawks?" she asked one man.

"I don't like them," he said.

Whoa, step back, Paula. Philadelphians are clearly untamed mutants. You wouldn't want to get mauled or lose a limb.

Faris said she wasn't trying to pick a fight. That's interesting. When most people on the street left her alone and didn't say anything cruel or crude, Faris went to Pat's Steaks and asked some Flyers fans, "You guys want to stir it up?" (You can watch the video online: tinyurl.com/farisphilly). Shy of dropping the gloves and cross-checking someone into the ketchup dispenser, she couldn't have done a better job attempting to instigate an argument.

The guys behind the counter at Pat's said they hate Chicago but offered to serve Faris anyway. They're sweet that way - though one of them made an odd joke about chopping her up in the meat grinder and putting her on the menu. (They do cheesesteaks at Pat's, not comedy.) After that, everyone made nice and Faris joined the Pat's employees at the grill and helped fill a few orders for the lunch crowd.

It's a good thing she didn't go to Geno's. Joey Vento dislikes outsiders. He might have told her to speak Philly or something, and then Faris would have undoubtedly popped up on the Nightly News With Brian Williams to offer a breaking report about the crazed xenophobes who run Philly's lawless streets.