Perhaps no single moment better illustrated baseball's 2010 offensive slump than Ryan Howard's first-inning at-bat against the Indians on Thursday afternoon.
Howard has hit enough Citizens Bank Park home runs to recognize one when he's struck it. And after he connected with a fat fastball from fat Fausto Carmona, the Phillies first baseman clearly thought he'd done it again. The long drive touched off all the familiar Pavlovian homer responses.
The Phillies slugger dropped the bat and, standing tall and proud, walked into his trot. Carmona hung his head. Fans leaped from their seats. On Comcast SportsNet's telecast, the voice of announcer Tom McCarthy - who, along with analyst Chris Wheeler, had mentioned how well the ball was jumping in batting practice on this humid day - rose a few octaves in excited anticipation.