Screech will referee the bout.
Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," refs Thursday's James/Finkelstein bout at Pennant East (Crescent & Kings), in Bellmawr, N.J., and will also appear at 7:30 Wednesday night at a free press conference/party at Cavanaugh's River Deck (417 N. Columbus).
Who put this together? You guessed it: Damon Feldman.
Tix are $20 at the door Thursday for the 8:30 p.m. absurdity.
Out and about
* Some Chicago Blackhawks, including Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp and Anniti Niemi sipped Patron at Dusk inside Caesars Atlantic City the other night while they hung with Team USA Stars Ryan Kesler and Jack Johnson.
* Elsewhere in A.C. was Eagles lineman Todd Herremans and a few friends, who partied Saturday at the Chelsea Hotel, where they also crashed for the night.
Stork report
It's diaper duty for Eagles tackle Winston Justice and wife, Dania, who welcomed a daughter, Calais Shalom Justice, Friday night. The little lady weighed in at 6 pounds, 6 ounces and has an older brother named Selah.
Since last year, Justice has written columns for the Daily News on Wednesdays during football season and occasionally during the pre-season. His first this season runs today on Page 78.
Harry Jay Katz gets engaged
Congratulations to Reformed Playboy Harry Jay Katz and Debra Renee Cruz who were engaged Friday over dinner at the Prime Rib (17th & Locust). The East Falls lovebirds were celebrating their 6th anniversary of dating when Katz got down on one knee and proposed to Cruz.
"The good news is that she said 'Yes.' The bad news is it was hell getting back up," says Katz.
The couple, who have each been married before, have no specific wedding plans yet.
Distante delivers a Rush job
Upscale men's clothier Distante (1510 Sansom) did a Rush job the other day. The store altered some shirts that the Canadian rock band wore onstage at the Susquehanna Bank Center and also made some custom leather ankle straps for Rush drummer Neal Peart, which Distante's Baba Taiye Renfrow hand-delivered to the Ritz-Carlton.
Benefit for Randy Flash's family
Friends of slain DJ Randy Flash have organized a fundraiser for his family and a celebration of his life Thursday night at OCTO (221 N. Columbus).
Rendell "Randy Flash" Miller was shot to death July 14 at a house party in Logan, an accidental victim of a man angry over being denied entry, who then started shooting, witnesses told the Inquirer's Robert Moran.
Thursday's party runs from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m. Minimum donation is $20. DJs who will perform Thursday include Terrell Clark, Mike Maserati, Lee Jones, Dirty and DEL.
Gay activist, partner part ways
Philadelphia Gay News publisher Mark Segal revealed in his column Thursday that he and longtime boyfriend Jason Villemez have amicably broken up.
Musicians appear at Rock Con
Charlie Gracie, the Soul Survivors, the Dovells and Nazz all appear this weekend at Rock Con at the Sheraton Meadlowlands, in East Rutherford, N.J.
Gracie will receive the Icon Award with, among others, Tommy James.
Local company Character Driven Productions will screen Shawn Swords' film "Wages of Spin," about Dick Clark and the "Bandstand" payola scandals.
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