One wonders: Why would Whoopi not like such a beloved American hero?
Audio delights, 'Kama Sutra' style
Finally, the perfect product for men and women who always dreamed of making love while listening to Brit TV actress Tanya Franks (EastEnders, Pulling) and who have trouble making the right, um, love moves.
Yes, it's the Kama Sutra as mp3 download.
London's The Guardian says publisher Beautiful Books (www.beautiful-books.co.uk) has solved the problem plaguing humanity since the Hindu philosophical tract/sex manual was published 1,600 years ago: how to refer to its instructions while in flagrante delicto. I mean, someone has to keep the tome propped open.
"Simply download it on to your MP3 player and liven up your commute to work," says company exec Simon Petherick.
"Indeed, the possibilities are endless."
A special home at a special price
TMZ says Michael Jackson's spread in Lalaland's Holmby Hills neighborhood - "MJ Death Mansion," as the gossip outlet lovingly calls it - is being flogged on the market as a blue-light special for $28 mil - $10 mil less than its price before the One-Gloved Wonder died there in June 2009. Don't think you can get a free tour by pretending to be a buyer: Current owner Hubert Guez, the chief executive officer of sartorial company Ed Hardy, says those expressing interest will be subject to an "extensive prequalifying check."
'Housewives' stars on strike!
