Interviewing Ozzy Osbourne - dark metal god, Black Sabbath singer, Sharon's husband - is a game of volley and serve.
When a reporter asks a question, Ozzy lobs it back in charmingly diffident fashion.
"There's a lot of downsides to life everywhere, isn't there?" Osbourne responds when asked about his recently published autobiography, I Am Ozzy (Grand Central Publishing, $26.99), and how unflinchingly he looks at his hazardous past of bat biting, drug overdosing, and reality television filming. "Everybody has it hard once in a while, don't they?"
As to which recordings from his illustrious body of solo albums may be the elusive one-that-got-away, Osbourne nearly giggles. "You can't really hit a home run with each and every of them, can you? I'm not always right. Back in the day, they didn't make them like they do now. Ultimate Sin could've been better recorded, but saying that, I can't complain about any of them really, right?"