TMZ.com: Spencer's asking price is $5 million. He says that he has enough for a whole Web site. There are allegedly scenes with normal pre-surgery Heidi and Macy's Parade float-like post-surgery Heidi. Spencer's thought process - "When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn't on the cover of Allure."
TMZ.com: Spencer says that he has a sex tape of Heidi and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
TMZ.com: Spencer's protege, and Snooki's ex, Emilio, is upset that he didn't make a sex tape. "Wish I did that with Snooki," he said. "But I'm still learning and wasn't as smart as [Spencer]."
Not as smart as Spencer? OMG.
Vampires, men wed
"True Blood" stars Anna Paquin, 28, and Stephen Moyer, 40, were married Saturday night in Malibu, "surrounded by their family and friends."
So say their publicists.
* Meanwhile in Washington, D.C., former Oprah chef Art Smith, 50, married artist Jesus Salgueiro, 49, his longtime partner, at Smith's Art and Soul restaurant, on Capitol Hill.
The Chicago Tribune reports that more than 400 guests attended and that the wedding featured a nine-tiered wedding cake, a 10-man chorus and 14 guest chefs.
Guests included spiritualist Marianne Williamson, who led the service, designer Nate Berkus, Congressman John Dingell, Fox News broadcaster Chris Wallace, former NFL lineman Warren Sapp and Chicago drag queen Chilli Pepper.
If you think heterosexual vows are sappy, Salgueiro said, "I am an artist, but you are the Art - my art. Without you, the canvas of my life would be empty and bare."
Smith said, "While I may set the table, be it known that you are the banquet and the feast."
'Honor' amongst gamers?
In the upcoming game "Medal of Honor," due in October, players will be able to take on the role of . . . the Taliban.
