I think it's the Friar Tuck haircut he had earlier this preseason. I think one or both of you should try it. I've got clippers.
From: Fitzpatrick, Frank
To: Gonzalez, John; McKee, Don
Subject: Serious question
Pose a serious sociological query and what kind of response do I get? Something about Robin Hood's fat sidekick. Maybe I'll go down to the Eagles game tonight and poll some tailgaters if I can get them to put down their textbooks for a moment.
From: Gonzalez, John
To: Fitzpatrick, Frank; McKee, Don
Subject: Serious question
Fine: Hype, race, religion - it's all part of the recipe. Mix equal parts and you have the best-selling jersey. Good luck with the tailgaters. Take a video camera. I'd love to see you hanging with the jersey crowd.
From: Fitzpatrick, Frank
To: Gonzalez, John; McKee, Don
Subject: Serious question
If I were to wade into the jersey-wearing masses, you're right, I likely would be hanging. Soon.
From: McKee, Don
To: Fitzpatrick, Frank; Gonzalez, John
Subject: Serious question
And rightfully so. Certainly hype plays a big part in Tebow's appeal. So do race and religion. But keep in mind that Randy Moss was a top seller in his prime and that A.I. is one of the top sellers of all time in any sport. If people across the board generally like a guy, his jersey will sell. Add appeal to a particular group and it increases further. The only jersey I could never figure out was Mike Mamula's. Who bought that? Guys who do naughty things in bars?
From: Fitzpatrick, Frank
To: McKee, Don; Gonzalez, John
Subject: Serious question
No, Ray Rhodes bought 600.
From: McKee, Don
To: Fitzpatrick, Frank; Gonzalez, John
Subject: Serious question
I wonder what happens to Tebow's appeal when he throws six interceptions in the opener. . . . lol.
From: Fitzpatrick, Frank
To: McKee, Don; Gonzalez, John
Subject: Serious question
Assuming he even gets in the opener.
From: McKee, Don
To: Fitzpatrick, Frank; Gonzalez, John
Subject: Serious question
On that note, I'm going to don my Macho Harris jersey and head for practice.