Lady Gaga may not be the well-adjusted, all-American girl we've been led to believe! So says Maureen Callahan in her allegedly sizzling tell-all bio, Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga, which has been excerpted by RadarOnline. The book says Her Gracious Gagaship is "exceptionally passive-aggressive. . . . One minute she'll praise a staff member and the next minute they're fired." Donald Trump-ian harshness! Seems Gaga has fired 150 people in the last two years. (That's the real reason for the high unemployment rate.) But that's not all. Callahan says Gaga - who's playing two shows at the Wells Fargo Center, starting Tuesday - was sought by record execs as a songwriter because she was "not pretty enough to be a pop star." Ouch!
Callahan goes for the jugular by claiming that Gaga so hates being lonely, she would have former assistant Angela Ciemny snuggle with her in bed - albeit in an entirely asexual manner. Gaga has yet to comment.