Big Roy Halladay vs. Tiny Tim Lincecum! Howling, hold-onto-your-Bud winds strafing the Rooftop Deck above Ashburn Alley!
Frigid temps turning The Bank into Fairbanks! Cryogenic baseball! Everybody looks so well-preserved during a Red October game here because - they are! Badda-boom!
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RED REIGN! Brendan O'Malley of Erdenheim, Montgomery County, and his brother, Kevin, won B-Street Billy's nickname-our-2010-Phillies contest by thinking up "Red Reign."
When the brothers aren't selling their "Red Reign" T-shirts on eBay, they're bombarding Billy with a barrage of "Red Reign" images, including Doc Halladay on horseback, riding into South Philly tonight for his showdown with Tim "The Freak" Lincecum.