Just before 8 p.m., Dan Baker stood at a microphone behind home plate, the master of ceremonies, welcoming everybody to beautiful Citizens Bank Park.
Baker introduced the Phillies ball girls and Gary Matthews to throw out the first pitch. He announced the San Francisco Giants starters, the Phillies' lineup (Raaa-uuuuul . . . E-bannnn-yesssss), and then the six umpires working Sunday night's Game 2 of the National League Championship Series. He welcomed the National League East champion Phillies to the field.
Then he turned into the fastest-walking man in the ballpark.
The PA announcer double-timed it down the 11 steps from the field, zigzagged the hallways underneath the stands to the press box elevator ("Just missed it!"), and never lost his trademark politeness ("Thanks, Bill . . . Hi, Andrew") as he speed-walked the final steps through the Hall of Fame Club to his perch along the first-base line. The trip took 3 minutes, 14 seconds.