Letters: Old City is transformed by Duck boats, quackers

Posted: November 19, 2010

As a gallery owner in Old City for almost 20 years, I can tell you exactly what it is like to have the Duck boats move into your neighborhood ("Ill-informed editorial on planned Duck tours," Friday). The Old City section of Philadelphia is best known for its many historic sites, unique architecture, upscale shops, art galleries, and fine restaurants. It has a character, charm, and grace found nowhere else - until the Ducks start rolling.

As soon as the winter weather is gone, the giant white amphibious landing craft start rumbling down the quaint streets of Old City heading for the Delaware River, just like the invasion force they were built to be. One after another, seven days a week, they stream through the neighborhood with loudspeakers blaring the most obnoxious music imaginable - the "Chicken Dance" is a tour favorite.

If that isn't enough, the driver, whose microphone is hooked up to the same loudspeaker, keeps up a running commentary that more often resembles a standup comedy routine than a historic tour narration.

Worse, each and every man, woman, and child on these lumbering, raucous party boats has been issued a bright yellow plastic "quacker" that he or she is constantly encouraged by the driver to use. They are eager to do so, usually in time to the music. Thirty or 40 quackers in the mouths of a duckload of sixth graders on a class trip is a phenomenon to be reckoned with.

This frat party on wheels is what the unsuspecting residents near the Schuylkill may have to look forward to next spring.

Arthur Meckler

Philadelphia

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