The best that can be said of the script from McBride and Ben Best is that it leaves no stoner unturned.
Knights! Damsels-in-distress! Mythical figures and creatures! Wizards! The Holy Grail! Dungeons and dragons! And lots and lots of pot. Why didn't they call it Lord of the Bongs?
Under the helm of director David Gordon Green (All the Real Girls, Pineapple Express), Your Highness is lowbrow comedy that's intermittently funny. Not because of the nudge-nudge, wink-wink mugging of Green regulars McBride and Zooey Deschanel (the latter as Belladonna, Fabious' betrothed). But because Franco and Portman play their roles with genre earnestness and brio. The more straight-faced they are, the more Your Highness seems like an inspired Monty Python skit. Those moments, alas, are very few.
Mostly, the film is nonstop penis jokes and masturbation references. Likewise, it is an inventory of the preoccupations of 13-year-old boys. By which I mean: loss of virginity, nekkid women of Amazonian proportions who excite fear and desire, castration anxiety, and fanboy references to Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. There are also many would-be jokes that skirt the boundary between the homosocial and the homophobic (Fabious is supremely comfortable with man-on-man kissing, Thadeous is freaked).
Unless you're a 13-year-old boy (and this is an R-rated film), kiss this one off.
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Half-baked, both in plot and execution, this spoof's for adolescent boys who find Minotaur private parts amusing and Queen Amidala in a chastity belt sexy.