RUMORS ARE FLYING that Plaxico Burress, who last played for the Giants, wants to join Andy Reid's squad.
As a public service, we offer this warning to all Eagles players: If you end up with Burress as a teammate, do everything you can to avoid getting the locker next to his.
According to a report on TMZ.com, Burress is a hall of fame slob.
Yesterday, he was released from Oneida State Prison in Rome, N.Y., where he spent nearly 2 years on a weapons charge. Burress, you'll remember, is the pinhead who accidentally shot himself in the thigh when a gun in his pocket went off while he was partying in a Manhattan nightclub. The gun was not registered in New York or New Jersey, where Burress lived.