It had all the usual trappings of a traditional sporting event, even though it wasn't anything of the sort. There was music and a video screen for replays. Fans and media members milled about. And the national anthem was performed - though, despite all the flags hanging from light posts overhead (Qatar, Puerto Rico, El Salvador), no one remembered to provide the American version. Oops.
A huge chunk of the Benjamin Franklin Parkway between 20th Street and the Art Museum was shut down Monday so Jimmy Rollins could attempt to break the Guinness world record for the longest batted ball. It was all part of something called "Red Bull Cranks," which is either a reference to the prepackaged production or a neat summary of the uncomfortable, jittery high produced when you bang back too many of those energy drinks.
