But come in from the north along narrow County Highway 31 as it winds along Otsego Lake, and you'll round a curve and see in the distance the steeples of Cooperstown's churches.
Then you think, "This is great: small-town America and baseball."
The Baseball Hall of Fame may be the ultimate guy getaway weekend. Some opt for a fishing trip; others for a few days of golf or gambling. The Hall of Fame, though, is perfect for two days of total immersion in baseball.
"If you're a baseball lover, you can't beat this place. It beats Vegas," says Sandy Salazar, a waitress at the 25-seat Cooperstown Diner, down Main Street from the Hall.
She says late winter and early spring, when kids are in school, are the prime times for guys to visit. When they come in late spring, summer, and fall, it's usually with the family.
"There's a lot of other things to do" in the area, Salazar says. "But guys are here for the museum."
The Hall is home to some of baseball's greatest relics - Honus Wagner's bats, Ty Cobb's trophies, Roberto Clemente's clubhouse chair from Forbes Field, photos and documents tracing the sport's history, bricks from Hank Aaron's childhood home, Babe Ruth's bowling ball.
The mood is set with "The Baseball Experience," a 13-minute multimedia presentation in the Hall's Grandstand Theater. From there, visitors wander over three floors and 60,000 square feet of exhibit space. At every turn is something to stop you in your tracks, whether it's a showcase of baseballs used in no-hitters, a collection of World Series pins and rings, or one of the permanent exhibits, such as "Diamond Dreams," which tells the story of women in baseball, or "Viva Baseball," which looks at Latin Americans' role in the game.
"If you're a baseball fanatic, it's fantastic," says Mac Miller of Plains, Pa., who was visiting with a group of men from his church.