Sideshow: Redmond O'Neal is arrested again

Redmond O'Neal, 26, product of the union between Ryan O'Neal and the late Charlie's Angels angel Farrah Fawcett, was busted for alleged heroin possession Tuesday after cops found drugs in his car when he was stopped for running a red light in Santa Monica, Calif.

Redmond, who was bequeathed almost all of his mother's $6 mil fortune, is not eligible for bail because he's on felony probation for two drug busts last year that sent him to a court-ordered drug diversion program.

Killing off Charlie Sheen

Seems impossible, right? That the sexy, oh-so-seductive Ninja Warrior Assassin could ever die! Deadline.com reports that the season premiere of Ashton Kutcher's Two and a Half Men will feature a funeral for Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie.

Cause of death? CBS is staying mum. (Dude, he was totally assassinated by the rival Iga Shinobi clan.)

Only $46,000? She's mad!

How much does it take to feed and clothe your kids? If you're supermodel Linda Evangelista, you won't be able to make ends meet for less than $46,000 a month - for one toddler.

The New York Post says that's the sum Linda, 46, demands her baby's papa, French tycoon Francois Henri-Pinault (his family is worth $11.5 billion), pay her for their son Augustin James, 4. It's reportedly the highest child support sought in Manhattan family court.

Penn's Ashley Hebert wants J.P.

After an often odd three-month journey, Ashley Hebert, the filly from Philly, chose J.P. on the conclusion of The Bachelorette Monday.

Criticized by viewers and bloggers as indecisive and easily swayed, the Penn dental student showed no hesitation despite a touchingly sincere wedding proposal from finalist Ben. Ashley was torn because she confessed to feeling more compatible and comfortable with Ben.

Ashley and J.P. glowed as they expressed their mutual love on the platform above the shore in Fiji. Did it strike you as unnecessarily cruel that after Ben was crushed by Ashley's turn-down, they put him in a little dinghy and had him putt-putt past the scene of his humiliation?

- David Hiltbrand

Retired Philly fed on 'Colbert'