Mock pirates skirmish on the Delaware at Seaport Festival

September 18, 2011|By Virginia A. Smith, INQUIRER STAFF WRITER
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  • Chris Simmons aka "Capt Black Dread" fires on ships as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Chris Simmons aka "Capt Black Dread" fires on ships as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Volunteer Chris Simmons mans the rigging on the tall ship Gazella as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Melissa "Marston" Black, left, stands watch on the tall ship Gazella with volunteer Linda Collier and an unidentified skeleton as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • The tall ship Kalmar Nyckel sails past the tall ship Gazele in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Helmsman Joe Schuck mans the wheel as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • The tall ship AJ Meerwald moves into position to fire on the tall ship Gazella in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Chris Simmons, aka "Capt Black Dread," a volunteer on the tall ship Gazella, strikes a pirate pose as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)
  • Melissa "Marston" Black stands watch on the tall ship Gazella in her pirate garb as the Gazella attacks the Kalmar Nyckel in a mock pirate battle on the Delaware River on Sunday afternoon. (Laurence Kesterson / Staff Photographer)

Did pirates really shout "Arrrrgh!" from the rigging?

Did they ever eat meatball sandwiches during lulls in the shooting?

And one wonders: Were they all named Chris?

Those are some of the questions that randomly emerged Sunday during a mock pirate skirmish on the Delaware River.

The fight pitted Philadelphia's tall ship, Gazela, against a weird assortment of enemies on the water, with some landlubbers thrown in - tall ships Kalmar Nyckel from Delaware and the AJ Meerwald from New Jersey; the cruiser Olympia; battleship New Jersey; Summer Wind, a Chinese junk based in Philadelphia; and even Fort Mifflin, whose shooters were on the Penn's Landing pier.

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It's Pirate Week till Saturday at Independence Seaport Museum on Penn's Landing, just one part of the monthlong Philadelphia Seaport Festival, which ends Oct. 8. Sunday's onetime sail and battle was a thank-you for museum employees and their friends and families, and many embraced the fantasy.

Guests and crew on the Gazela dressed in eye patches and ragged vests, do-rags and feathered hats, and insisted, when it was over, that they had won. Truthfully, with all the booming and bravado, and with the other guns and pirates so far away, it was hard to tell.

But no matter. Gazela's 20 guests and 15-member crew reveled in the silliness. They shot extremely loud blanks from a cannon barely 15 inches long. They inhaled meatball sandwiches, strawberry pastries, and ginger ale. And they staged fights with plastic daggers and swords, yelling "Arrrrgh!" again and again, as 4-year-olds are fond of doing, too.

The miniguns were actually signal cannons, like the ones yacht clubs fire at sunset when the flag is lowered. But no such traditions prevailed Sunday.

"Nothing authentic going on here. It's just fun," acknowledged Chris Simmons, the Gazela's pirate captain and one of many Chrisses among the crew. In real life, he's a SEPTA trolley mechanic from Mayfair with a lifelong interest in history.

"I'm always more for experience than reading out of a book," he said.

There was some history in play, however.

Cubby Altobelli, an actor from Trenton, provided entertaining battle commentary for spectators at the museum in the persona of "Calico Jack" Rackam. Rackam was a real English pirate famous for designing the skull-and-crossbones flag Jolly Roger.

"I'm really getting into Jack. My costume's pretty awesome, don't you think?" Altobelli said.

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