DN Editorial: How about some new leaders?

Posted: September 29, 2011

WE DON'T care whether New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie runs for president. But we are inspired by the Republicans' willingness to keep recruiting candidates when the ones they have don't satisfy them. Here are recruiting offers we'd make:

For schools chief: Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. runs the best organization in town. Come on, Ruben! Hit a home run for education!

For City Council: Replace them with the gang from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Similar effectiveness, much more hilarity.

For police commissioner: Ramsey's fine, but no one scares our youth more than Sixers' mascot Hip-Hop. Not a single teen will break curfew.

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