Sideshow: A 6-year itch for Dashton?

September 29, 2011|By Tirdad Derakhshani, Inquirer Staff Writer

Shock, dismay, dread, and finally despair gripped millions of citizens Wednesday with news that there may be conjugal strife in Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's household. The Tinseltown power couple spent their sixth wedding anniversary apart Saturday. Fact, they've been on different coasts for days, separated by 2,462 miles of extramarital temptation, says People mag.

Signs of weirdness came Friday when Demi, 48, tweeted a quote from Epictetus (impressive!).

"When we are offended at any man's fault," the tweet reads, "turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger."

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Ash, 33, spent the weekend partying with his That '70s Show pal Danny Masterson.

Why are they apart? Why is Demi angry? Ashton has cheated on her, claim various gossipers. So is this the end of Dashton as we know it? The couple have yet to comment.

 

Alleged Ashton lover takes cover

What's the matter with Dashton? Infidelity (alleged), baby. RadarOnline.com says a 23-year-old woman claims she had carnal relations of carnally hot carnality with A-Kutch. She's said to be lying low, looking for a lawyer. Shakedown time!?

 

Flash! Kardashian 'most annoying'!

Kim Kardashian may have a bazillion bucks and 10 million Twitter followers, but she's also got her haters. Kim kopped "most annoying celebrity" in Parade mag's 2011 Culture Poll, with 29 percent of the vote, beating out Charlie Sheen (27), Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (21), Lindsay Lohan (16), Donald Trump (5), and Bachelor guy Brad Womack (1).

 

The White House? It's a prison

Sarah Palin, destined to become first U.S. Monarch, tells Fox News' On the Record that being leader of the free world is, like, lame. The former Alaska gov says being in the White House may be too limiting for a dame with her gifts. "Is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person?" Palin says. "Someone like me who's a maverick? I do go rogue and I call it like I see it and I don't mind stirring it up in order to get people to think and debate aggressively." 

 

Jessica Simpson: Chubby or pregnant?

Jessica Simpson is carrying fiancé Eric Johnson's child, In Touch Weekly claims, citing Anonymous Sources. "She's already having kooky cravings!" including nacho chips dipped in chocolate, Unnamed Friend tells the gossip glossy. In Touch says the couple plan to marry in November. Nope, says Us Weekly, Jess wants to postpone.

 

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