In every presidential election since 1972, I've stuck with the Democrats.
So imagine my surprise to find myself flirting with Christie, whom some of my friends abhor and whose less-enchanting qualities can't be ignored.
But even when I don't agree with the governor, which is often, I admire that he says what he means and vice versa.
Christie is right to seek the reform of public school systems that are better at job creation than education. He's right to ask public employees to pay more toward pensions and bennies. And he's right to get state and municipal spending under control.
My unrequited bromance is not an embrace of the governor's entire agenda. Nor does it signal allegiance to his increasingly theocratic party.
Today's GOP fringe, which sees government as satanic, makes the Republicans I grew up with seem like liberals.
Or at least, the way liberals used to be, before Obama. This increasingly centrist president is a socialist? Please. He's about as radical as Richard Nixon.
A mere three years ago, Obama did look like a one-man revolution.
Reading the books and listening to the speeches of this refreshing new leader, I was swept away. At last, a candidate who could inspire! A man who could lift our nation out of the Bush-era mire!
So smitten was I by Obama the transformer - the superhero - that I didn't care if this good and gifted man had a thin resumé.
His opponents noticed, and have made the most of his inexperience ever since.
(Dear Mr. President: Golfing with John Boehner is one thing, but trying to swim with a shark like Eric Cantor is something else. First, he eats your lunch, then . . .)
As Obama campaigns, exhorting us to "pass this bill" and "win the future" - the latter even more inane than the '70s classic "Whip Inflation Now" - I barely listen.
I've given up hoping the "real" Obama will emerge from the atheneum of his mind, where he appears to have presided over a civics symposium since his inauguration.
Remember that? It was a time of such optimism. Sort of like the last week of Christie-mania, minus that plaintive FedEx plea from a desperate Nebraska farmer.
But our governor has made yet another savvy decision. He's not running for president, and he's making my life a lot simpler.
With the exception of Jon Huntsman, the GOP candidates range from unappealing to appalling.
So I'll likely extend my Democratic streak.
"New Jersey," Christie said Tuesday, "whether you like me or not, you're stuck with me."
Stuck. I know the feeling.
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