In a grave insult to all oversexed, smoking-jacket-wearing octogenarians, professional blond Crystal Harris, 25, will not return the $90,000 engagement ring Hugh Hefner gave her, even though she abandoned the 85-year-old pubescent boy days before their scheduled June wedding. Worse, Crystal has put it up for auction.
Hugh, a role model to us all, is totally copacetic.
"I got the dog, she got the ring," he says. "I got the best of it."
Robin Gibb in hospital
Robin Gibb, 61, was undergoing tests Friday after checking into a hospital in Oxford, England, the night before with abdominal pain.
His website says he "is being treated for inflammation of the colon." The Bee Gees singer canceled a South American solo tour in April, eight months after undergoing emergency gastrointestinal surgery, USAToday.com says.