TAKE YOUNGMAN (PLEASE!)
Think of Jayson Musson as the Sacha Baron Cohen of the art world and Hennessy Youngman as an art critic Ali G (see youtube.com/user/Youngman). "The Grand Manner," Musson's exhibit at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts through Feb. 5, features Youngman's criticism of their great works via cellphone tour. Youngman will do one of his typically hysterical presentations at 11:30 a.m. Thursday at PAFA, 128 N. Broad St. It's free. 215-972-7600, pafa.org.
Chunky Move's riveting, 60-minute work "Connected" launches Dance Celebration's 29th season, "Out of this World." Performances 7:30 p.m. Thursday and through the weekend. Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., $20-$50, 215-898-3900, AnnenbergCenter.org.