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Rob Lowe had a big week: Playing Drew Peterson on Lifetime, doing sports prognosticating, advising would-be presidents.

January 28, 2012|By David Hiltbrand, Inquirer Columnist
  • Rob Lowe stars as policeman/suspected wife killer Drew Peterson. Lifetime is showing the flick again on Saturday

Rob Lowe is on fire, isn't he?

Usually, he contents himself with throwing a few jarringly artificial notes into the otherwise carefully calibrated comic mix on NBC's Parks and Recreation.

But this week Lowe also played the title role in the fact-based Lifetime film Drew Peterson: Untouchable, about the former cop from Illinois suspected in the death of his third wife and the disappearance of his fourth.

Lowe left no stone unturned in preparing for the part, including, apparently, hiring Mike Ditka's hair-and-mustache stylist.

Chicago Sun-Times critic Richard Roeper called Lowe's performance "hilarious." Peterson, who watched Untouchable from the jail cell where he awaits trial, called the film "hysterical."

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Those probably weren't the type of notices Lowe was going for, but the movie drew 5.8 million viewers. To a basic cable channel. On a Saturday night. (Lifetime will reshow it Saturday at 6 p.m. ET.)

Having conquered prime time, Lowe moved on to the sporting arena, boldly tweeting on Wednesday, "[Peyton] Manning will retire today," insisting his information came from a "pretty damn good source."

As far as we can tell, Lowe's exclusive revelation about the inner workings of the Indianapolis Colts stems from the fact that his sitcom Parks and Recreation is set in the apocryphal town of Pawnee, Indiana (although it is taped in Los Angeles).

That's kind of like me declaring myself an expert on Italian parliamentary law because I had lunch at Sbarro.

Manning's response: "I never thought Sodapop Curtis would announce my retirement, I always thought I would be the one to announce it." (The injured quarterback's future playing status remains unresolved.)

Ooh, dismissing Lowe by identifying him with one of his earliest roles, as a juvenile delinquent in 1983's The Outsiders - that's cold.

Sticks and stones, baby. Rob's already moved on, volunteering advice to the presidential debaters. After all, who would know better than him? He had a part on The West Wing.

Open the hatch. It would seem many of us are having trouble distinguishing TV from reality.

Since Fox started airing Alcatraz, National Park rangers have reported that people are now regularly stealing away from the tour route of the prison in the middle of San Francisco Bay to search for the secret subterranean chamber where many of the scenes in the series are set.

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