Steve and Mia: Her hubby has turned morning sex into a solo act

Posted: February 17, 2012

Q: I am really starting to feel left out, sexually, of my relationship. First let me say that I am an attractive woman and in great shape.

My husband knows that I love to have sex in the morning, and that almost never happens with us. Instead of us having sex, my husband will run to the bathroom with the morning newspaper, which may have an attractive young model or celebrity in it and continue to get the job done with her instead of me. He knows that I know he does this but continues to leave me out of his desires. This is making me lose all respect for him and damaging our marriage. Any suggestions?

Steve: Newspapers may have a future after all!

Mia: Burst in and surprise him in the act. If he acts put out instead of welcoming, tell him you're calling a marriage counselor. Then do it.

Q: I've been with my boyfriend a couple of months. The other day, we were telling each other about our sexual fantasies and he told me he'd like to try the helicopter. I'm not exactly sure what this or if we should do it.

Mia: Then don't. You're under no obligation to let him experiment on you. If he has a problem with it, tell him to find another helipad. (By the way, helicopter sex is when one partner stays still and the other rotates on top.)

Steve: I never even got to the airplane level and he's asking for the helicopter? Unless you're fairly advanced in yoga, he should try something more grounded.


Steve is a 50-something married man who's been around the block. Mia is a younger, recently married woman with an all-together different attitude. They may not agree, but they have plenty of answers. For answers email S&M@phillynews.com or write: S&M c/o Daily News, 400 N. Broad St., Philadelphia, PA 19130.

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