Company description: An 8-ounce, country-fried beefsteak smothered in country gravy, served with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli.
Calories: 830, with 38 grams of fat and 2,300 mgs of salt.
Location: 1320 Walnut St.
Order time: Not speedy, but reasonable.
Review: Since the International House of Pancakes' National Pancake Day is next Tuesday, the Chain Gang decided to visit IHOP and . . . not have pancakes. As the IHOP menu attempts to become more like Applebee's, they've added a bunch of new dishes including the crunchy, minimally meaty, Country Fried Steak with requisite gooey white gravy. It's like we died and went to Cracker Barrel heaven, which is where we will end up if we eat this high-calorie dish too often.