The New York Post is reporting that "the universe's collective IQ should prepare to drop a few points," because Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi "is indeed pregnant."
Not that she's confirming.
The Jersey Shore star recently denied pregnancy rumors to Kelly Ripa, Good Morning America and the rest of the nation because she "has plans to bankroll" her mommydom, the Post asserts in a story teased on the front page as "Jersey Spore."
The announcement is planned for a cover of US Weekly, the Post says.
Supposedly MTV is freaking out because pregnancy, which is already three months along, could screw up the party-hearty spinoff with Snooki and Jenni "JWoww" Farley shooting in Jersey City.
Supposedly the father is boyfriend Jionni LaValle.
In Touch Weekly recently quoted Snooki as saying she's hoping he asks to marry her. That piece also denied any pregnancy.
But, as of this morning, Snooki has admitted nothing on her website (www.snookinicole.com) or via Twitter (www.twitter.com/snooki).
An MTV rep declined to comment to People.com, and so did Snooki's rep to both People and USA Today.
Contact staff writer Peter Mucha at 215-854-4342 or pmucha@phillynews.com.
